Let me tell you a story.

A good while ago, I spent some time volunteering in a local charity shop. Mostly, this just involved spending time sorting books, shelving them, or dealing with customers. However, there was a much more interesting side to stock, in that the charity had formed links with Royal Mail. Periodically, some of the team (not me, alas) would be sent boxes of undelivered stuff that had passed all possibility of being returned to the sender. After an extended period, these items just take up space and present landfill, but there’s greater potential in supporting a charity. All manner of discoveries might follow.

Anyway, sometimes, the items uncovered would present slim possibilities of being returned with the sort of extended investigation that the average Royal Mail depot worker couldn’t be expected to handle. I recall one instance where I manage to figure out the source of an item—a university—and return it so that they could repatriate it to the student who sent it, which meant that items of sentimental value from their three-year course were not consigned to oblivion. For them, the good Fortune was clear and their appreciation communicated back.

On another occasion, we came across a fascinating fascimile of a 15th-century psalter. We tried to uncover the recipient or source, but in the end the item ended up in the hands of a library that could offer it a home and make use of it in benefit to many potential students and researchers.

What if there were a department of the Post Office that had the time to not only do the research, but were willing to engage in personal quests to return lost items to their owners or their recipient? And, what if this department has at its disposal the means to partake in extraordinary measures to make these connections? Well, I think if you happened to have stumbled on this department, you will have found your way, along with sacks of lost and forgotten mail and parcels, to the Dead Letter Office.

Lost In The Post

Some things simply have to be delivered.

The Dead Letter Office occupies an unremarkable sorting office somewhere in Britain¹. Staff arriving for their first day sometimes find they cannot subsequently remember the town. Given the nature of the Office, there might be a number of means of access and eggress that make sense in the moment, but don’t fully resolve into recollection or reason in the cold light of day or when staff settle, cocoa in hand, before an open fire after nightfall.

Most mail that cannot be delivered ends its journey normally. It gets returned, destroyed, auctioned or forgotten². But occasionally an item keeps coming back.

A postcard posted in Brighton in 1973, addressed to a hotel demolished in 1941. A parcel whose recipient will not be born for sixteen years beyond the postmark. A telegram sent from a village that appears on no map, historical, theoretical, or mythical. A birthday card addressed simply to Dad, wherever you are. A letter correctly addressed to a woman who has never existed.

These become Dead Letters.

The DLO’s job is not to discover why they are impossible. Its job is to deliver them. And the Post has ways. As staff of the DLO, you follow those ways and track the trails toward a conclusion, however improbable it might seem.

1. Amend the location as you see fit, but there’s a strange fixation in my mindset that the office always needs to be in Britain somewhere. There’s something for which we’re held to account, for good or ill—mainly making up for a lot of poor decisions. Very poor.
2. You can see where my personal experience has trickled into this idea, though I accept all manner of other sources of inspiration, like Warehouse 13, The Librarians, that shadowy warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, or innumerable others. Actually, I’m pretty certain there are stories, series and cinema outings that better fit the idea, but for the life of me my adled brain is failing to recall any.

The Postal Principle

There’s something of a supernatural conceit at the heart of ther DLO:

An address describes a relationship, not a location.

Postal systems have spent centuries constructing networks designed to get something from here to there. Billions of people have trusted those systems with love letters, bills, death notices, birthday cards, summonses, confessions and last words.

That collective expectation has consequences, just as a combined upswell of faith has the potential to birth the very divinity that coaxed and solicited prayer.

The Post has acquired an almost folkloric authority over great distance. If an item has a legitimate sender, a logical recipient and sufficient intent behind its delivery, the postal network can connect the two regardless of geography, chronology or certain more troublesome aspects of reality.

The DLO calls this the Route. Put the Dead Letter into the correct sack. Complete the paperwork. Apply the appropriate stamps. Take it through the correct door at the correct time, and you’re halfway there.

Crucially, staff cannot simply decide where or when to go. A Dead Letter creates the Route. The postal worker follows it. Each possesses a delivery round and with good Fortune every letter will get home.

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How does Fortune figure into your character’s life? Has there been a moment of good luck that has carried a story with it you have told time and again? I look forward to reading about it in your RPGaDay post.

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