Cthulhu 2008

The Greater of All Evils

Well, it wouldn’t be a fair election if he wasn’t running.

Honestly, while he lost in 2000, look what we ended up with come January, 2001.

This can’t be allowed to happen again.

In truth, you should have this down as a subscription vote. The default state. If it comes down to the usual options and the unutterable, non-Euclidean, rugose overlords descended from another dimension to bring about our enslavement and ultimate destruction… well, I don’t see how the vote can possibly go against Old Dreamy from R’lyeh.

Cthulhu fhtagn!